Silly things that I've learned from work

Silly things that I've learned from work:

1.) 3.8 lpf = 1.0 gpf

2.) Feedback on the PA system sounds like a Banshee, a Fire Alarm, and a whistle all had a baby

3.) Coffee is best with lots of milk and sugar

4.) Phones will always give you problems

5.) People, even the most un-impressionable, love shiny things

6.) Computers make people stupid

7.) I miss CC :(